It´s me. I know it´s me crippled that derails my
solicitudes to find a woman. I see 85 percent of the guys walking around here
with wives or girlfriends but not me? I
see 14 year old kids with their girls but not me. What the flinging suck is it
about me that keeps me single? It must be that I cannot walk with the gait of a
normal man because believe me I have been looking for my girl.
The woman is there on the other side attracting me. I´m
on this side--- being attracted---and apparently attracting her. I start
walking towards her to get to her side and kaboom! I step on a landmine and
brother I´m blasted out of the picture. I´m gone. Nada mas Mike. I didn´t see
it you understand. I didn´t know it was there and I wasn´t probing the terrain in
front of me with a mine detector. You
know how I feel about them? About those
landmines? I hate them because they get
me every single time. Those defensive weapons women employ to weed out the
losers from their winners just blast me to God´s kingdom come so regularly I
expect it to happen by now. It´s ordinary. It´s no big thing. It is my fate I
am to remain single for the rest of my life. That´s my conclusion.
I´m not going to kick my foot against the rock stone
of my fate any longer. I quit. I´m done with it. Evidently
I am a vast disappointment to the good women of this world. The time has come
for me to accept this. I do so now.
Do you want to know something? I really don´t trust the good women of this
world---the unattached ones looking to mate. Too many of them don´t do what they
say they are going to do. I get lied to again. Bam! Too bad---my hopes were high
on her. Why do these women not stick around long enough to discover I´m a great
guy? I just don´t get it.
But no matter. I know the women out there I can
generally more often trust. I know the women out there who don´t play games or
confuse your head---women more likely honest, fun loving and forthright.
They don´t hide landmines that blow you to pieces.
They just want to make you feel happy for a few dollars more in this too often
bastard of a world. Treat them with kindness and respect not expected and you
will see for yourself, pal, what they give to you in return is not so far away
from what is genuine after all.
I make my declaration. I´m outa here---To the guys who
know how to avoid the landmines and get laid and married---go for it.
I´m going to find a concubine---she´s going to be a
friend I help support---a friend to whom I am dedicated. I will care about her
and most probably too deeply because I´m a great guy. She will help me survive in return by treating
my particular conditions of loneliness and lack of intimacy.
You know what else? I will be damned if I stop going
to church.
